pure brain to mouth filter malfunction: Who am I?

I am a girl who was born one wonderful year in the most beautiful month of the year. Although more than spring I love summer and I'm totally a summer type of person. My mom has her stand about it, and it goes like this: "Honey, it's because snakes don't like cold." From an early age I adored the sea and summer and this is the period when my universe is in his Zen state of mind. Maybe it's because I'm according to the Chinese horoscope a snake, and maybe it's because my family comes from warm places, and maybe it's just because I'm a rebel and spite is my middle name along with some very "quality" features. Ever since I can remember I do everything the opposite of the others. If the world is wearing a green, I wear blue and vice versa. But I'm not just stubborn. I have a master's degree in sarcasm and proudly working on a PhD. Often I catch myself in the situation where I no longer know if I'm being sarcastic or serious.

I have a high tolerance level for stupidity and probably this is the reason why some people still walk on this planet. A friend called me a lie detector because I know when someone is trying to sell me hot water. Very often I will not disclose to the person that I know that he / she was lying and sometimes that silence is quite expensive but at that point, my high tolerance takes over and I stay calm.

Also I am honest, sometimes brutally honest. For people that I love there's nothing I wouldn't do even if it could harm me. If I had to choose a cartoon character who describes me then it would be Garfield,