Friday, February 27, 2015

Who am I?

I am a girl who was born one wonderful year in the most beautiful month of the year. Although more than spring I love summer and I'm totally a summer type of person. My mom has her stand about it, and it goes like this: "Honey, it's because snakes don't like cold." From an early age I adored the sea and summer and this is the period when my universe is in his Zen state of mind. Maybe it's because I'm according to the Chinese horoscope a snake, and maybe it's because my family comes from warm places, and maybe it's just because I'm a rebel and spite is my middle name along with some very "quality" features. Ever since I can remember I do everything the opposite of the others. If the world is wearing a green, I wear blue and vice versa. But I'm not just stubborn. I have a master's degree in sarcasm and proudly working on a PhD. Often I catch myself in the situation where I no longer know if I'm being sarcastic or serious.

I have a high tolerance level for stupidity and probably this is the reason why some people still walk on this planet. A friend called me a lie detector because I know when someone is trying to sell me hot water. Very often I will not disclose to the person that I know that he / she was lying and sometimes that silence is quite expensive but at that point, my high tolerance takes over and I stay calm. 

Also I am honest, sometimes brutally honest. For people that I love there's nothing I wouldn't do even if it could harm me. If I had to choose a cartoon character who describes me then it would be Garfield,
and from the movie Morticia Adams.

I'm actually perfect mess, but that's how I am.
Either you love me or not.

I love:

à  My two beautiful sisters
à  My mom
à  My family
à  Stick my head in the Kindle and forget the BS that surrounds me every day
à  
à Lamb, prosciutto and olives
à Gummy bears
à Being addicted to chocolate and cookies
à Ice cream
à Spend the day in pajamas
à Cartoons
à Stand-up comedy
à Games: Spec Ops: The Line, Sniper Ghost Warrior
à Sudoku
à Games that require the use of logic and brain cells


I don't love:

ÃTwo-faced people
ÃLie
Ã80% of vegetables
ÃMornings
ÃBe late
ÃI'm sure there's more, but for now this just comes to mind



About me:

 Favourite color: Blue
∞ Favorite Song: Guns n 'Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine
∞ Favorite book: Dan Brown - The Da Vinci Code 
∞ Favorite movie: Safe Haven / Act Of Valor
 Favorite series: The Mentalist
∞ Lucky number:

∞ Favorite cartoon: Pat & Mat 

     




   




Thursday, February 26, 2015

Tko sam ja?


Ja sam djevojka koja je rođena jedne predivne godine u najljepšem mjesecu u godini iako više od proljeća obožavam ljeto i totalno sam ljetni tip osobe. Moja mama na to ima svoj odgovor, a on glasi ovako: „Dušo, to je zato jer zmije ne vole hladno.“ Od malih nogu obožavam more i ljeto i to je period kad je moj svemir u zenu. Možda je to zato što sam po kineskom horoskopu zmija, a možda je to zato jer su moji iz toplih krajeva, a možda je to samo zato jer sam buntovnik i inat mi je drugo ime uz još neke vrlo “kvalitetne“ osobine. Od kako znam za sebe radim sve kontra ostalih. Ako svijet nosi zeleno, ja nosim plavo i obrnuto. No nisam samo tvrdoglava i inatljiva. Magistrirala sam sarkazam no ponosno radim na doktoratu. Često se znam uhvatiti u sitaciji kad više ne znam da li sam smo sarkastična ili ozbiljna. Imam visoki prag tolerancije na glupost i vjerojatno je to razlog zašto neki ljudi još koračaju ovom planetom. Jedna prijateljica me nazvala detektorom laži jer znam kad mi se prodaje topla voda. Vrlo često neću odati da znam da me se laže i ponekad me to skupo stoji ali to je zato što u tom trenutnku stvari preuzima ona spomenuta tolerancija pa sam hladna na BS koji mi se prodaje. Isto tako sam iskrena, ponekad i brutalno iskrena. Za ljude koje volim nema toga što ne bih učinila pa makar me to koštalo. Kad bih morala odabrati lik iz crtića koji me opisuje onda bi to bio Garfield
, a iz filma Morticia Adams
.
Ja sam zapravo savšeni užas, no takva sam.
Ili me voliš ili ne.

        Volim:

à Svoje dvije predivne sestre
à Svoju mamu
à Svoju obitelj
à Zabit glavu u Kindle i zaboraviti na BS koji me svakodnevno okružuje
à

à Janjetinu ispod peke, pršut i masline
à Gumene bombone
à Biti ovisna o čokoladi i keksima
à Sladoled
à Provesti dan u pidžami
à Critće
à Stand-up comedy
à Igrice: Spec Ops.: The Line., Sniper Ghost Warrior
à Sudoku
à Igrice koje zahtjevaju uporebu logike i sivih stanica


Ne volim:

à Dvolične ljude
à Laž
à 80% povrća
à Jutra
à Kasniti
à Sigurno još ima toga, al sad mi samo ovo pada na pamet

Ukratko o meni:

    Najdraža boja: Plava
    Najdraža pjesma: Guns n' Roses – Sweet Child O' Mine
                                 
    Najdraža knjiga: Dan Brown – Da Vincijev kod
    Najdraži film: Safe Haven/ Act Of Valor
    Najdraža serija: Mentalist
    Sretan broj: 

    Najdraži crtić: A je to